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Thanks for considering my résumé. I’m really excited to sell myself to this behemoth of capitalist exploitation

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

soldmysoulforshoesanddrugs:

۵ ♡ ღ ⓁⒶⓃⒶ ღ ♡ ۵

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

averagefairy:

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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